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My relationship with Sandra has deteriorated in the past week. 1For every five times I ask her to play ball, she says no thrice.

I know I should not be jealous, but I am. She is clearly finding pleasure at the computer, laughing, typing and saying,

‘Oh isn’t she cute.’ ‘Oh I love her!’

Oh, the agony is more like it. So I snuck up on the chair behind her. I laid there looking up at the screen and-

What I found out will blow you away.

The dog she has fallen in love with is the virtual me. I thought this job would deepen her love for the real me.

Parturient montes, nascetur riduculus mus!

Mountains will be in labor, and a ridiculous mouse will be born. So much work and the result is ridiculous